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MISSINGKOI AN INTERNET CRYPTID IN OUR MIDST

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MISSINGKOI AN INTERNET CRYPTID IN OUR MIDST by Koinspiratorial » #1

lets address the ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

MISSINGKOI

he??? they??? it??? has been playing us FOR FOOLS
PRETENDING to be a poster here when IN REALITY theyve been TOYING WITH US THIS ENTIRE TIME

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Re: MISSINGKOI AN INTERNET CRYPTID IN OUR MIDST by Koinspiratorial » #2

they solve ALL THE DUMB PUZZLES posted almost INSTANTLY
and more and more of their posts are CRYPTIC BULLSHIT
how do we know they arent TESTING US as a first step to INFILTRATING INTO SOCIETY
has anyone seen them??? has anyone interacted with them outside of this forum???

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Re: MISSINGKOI AN INTERNET CRYPTID IN OUR MIDST by MissingKoi. » #3

What is your problem? I haven’t done anything weird and I definitely haven’t been starting anything with you, yet you’re always picking fights with me! What can I do to prove that I’m just a regular person?

Missing does not mean gone for good...

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Re: MISSINGKOI AN INTERNET CRYPTID IN OUR MIDST by Koinspiratorial » #4

you keep dodging all my attempst to FIND THE TRUTH
i even staked out ur residence for a couple of days
NO ONE ENTERED OR EXITED
NO LIGHTS TURNED ON AT NIGHT
you dont even actually live there DO YOU
NO ONE DOES

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Re: MISSINGKOI AN INTERNET CRYPTID IN OUR MIDST by MissingKoi. » #5
  1. ... You’ve been doing what now???
  2. What are you even talking about? Never Scared sends me cookies every month. I tell NeverScared what I thought of the latest batch. Every. Month. If I didn’t live there, how would I be getting the cookies and knowing what kind I was sent to give feedback on them??

Missing does not mean gone for good...

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Re: MISSINGKOI AN INTERNET CRYPTID IN OUR MIDST by Koinspiratorial » #6

u could EASILY have someone collect your supposed packages for you!!!
after all isnt this an ENTIRE forum of CRYPTID SYMPATHIZERS
and isnt neverscared just YET ANOTHER
how CONVENIENT that shes been “““sending””” you baked goods eveyr month!!!
where to even START unraveling this CONSPIRACY

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Re: MISSINGKOI AN INTERNET CRYPTID IN OUR MIDST by NeverScared » #7

Excuse you
No need to be so incredibly rude
I send many people my baked goods. Why would I bother pretending to send MissingKoi cookies?

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Re: MISSINGKOI AN INTERNET CRYPTID IN OUR MIDST by Koinspiratorial » #8

what about that ONE MONTH that the cookies went “““MISSING”””

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Re: MISSINGKOI AN INTERNET CRYPTID IN OUR MIDST by NeverScared » #9

A postal service error does not make someone a cryptid
Why am I letting you get me all worked up

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Re: MISSINGKOI AN INTERNET CRYPTID IN OUR MIDST by MissingKoi. » #10

Well, fine. Would a cryptid post something like this:

Missing does not mean gone for good...

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Re: MISSINGKOI AN INTERNET CRYPTID IN OUR MIDST by NeverScared » #11

...I don’t think that helps your case MissingKoi...

Well.. if MissingKoi is a cryptid...
I would be delighted that a cryptid finds my cookies delicious...

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Re: MISSINGKOI AN INTERNET CRYPTID IN OUR MIDST by LadyOfTheLake » #12

wait what?
why are you reposting my old puzzle?

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Re: MISSINGKOI AN INTERNET CRYPTID IN OUR MIDST by BEEGFEESH » #13

yeah, i mean, i know where MK lives, and it’s not that special, really. but i don’t think the way to prove your cryptinnocence is through posting weird stuff, MK. you’ve been making a habit of it.

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Re: MISSINGKOI AN INTERNET CRYPTID IN OUR MIDST by SecretGarden » #14

Look, Koinspiratorial, you can’t just keep picking fights like this. And MissingKoi., when they pick fights, don’t escalate.

Next time you two get in a fight, I’m putting you in timeout.

And anyway, I know your IP addresses anyway, and nobody lives anywhere weird, so what’s your point.

Okay, this thread is over.

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